Okay Monday Dec 4th...Fuck you!

Its reasonable to conclude that schedules are finalized for sprin1071 rite? Well over the weekend I noticed that there was 1 ONE O-N-E spot left for Crim355 regular. So I desperately wanted to switch from Crim355DE to Crim355 regular. And b/c i needed the advisor's overriding authority, i could not manually enroll into it. So I sent an email to the dood, and noted that his drop-in office hours were 930-1130 on mondays. i got to sfu campus around 920 and checked gosfu: that one spot was still availiable. Phil was unfortunately ill, but had someone filling in for him, so w/e. I got my number which was 1. My number was ONE...O-N-E. ONE Dammit! So I sat there waiting, hmm no worries, im the first one...should be in a jiffy rite? WELL MY GOLLY it sure hell wasn't!

There was this one dood ahead of me, i dunno where he popped up, but he was ahead of me and taking F-O-R-E-V-E-R. Shit was he giving a doctorial lecture or something?! Who knows! i'll cut to the chase, i finally saw the advisor at 1020!! &*$(&#$&#^%#

And during that period, I was tense, not incredibly tense but tense. I got up several times to dash to the nearby lab to check the spot, and, bless thy heart, that sacred one spot was still there.

So I finally see the advisor...heres where it gets pissing: There were two ppl in there, and god forbid, the alternate advisor instead decided this was the perfect oppurtunity to train a frigging trainee.  (*^%)*%*&$%&^$

Theres ONE SPOT left dammit! Can we be a bit more considerate u morons! Ive been waiting since 930! This is urgent! It doesn't that take 2 ppl to swap a class! Train later!

And incredibly tense i was getting; the room was windowless. And stuffy. You see, Im not feeling too chippy. Or sociable...I just want the damn spot! Furthermore, the advisor by verbally leading the process of swapping my distance ed to regular course really con-fucking-fusenated me and made it more tedious than it really should have been. When I asked Phil, it took like a nanosecond!! And get this...u ready...then the fricking advisor asked me if it was ok?! Of course ITS OK you simple-minded shit! Ive been waiting all morning to get into a course where theres O-N-E spot left, I goddam know wut im getting into ok?! Shit lady!

I got out of the office at 1030. Outrageous I tell you It doesn't take 10 min to swap a class! Does it take 10 min to sharpen a pencil?! *(*%^$&$

Even 10 min is too long for foreplay!




Anyways, I got into CRIM355 regular. Good night everybody!

Now I'm always gonna be #1